INTERNET HATE MACHINE

Newsflash:

last night Fox 11 in Los Angeles spent five minutes investigating Anonymous

—you know, Anonymous, that sinister figure lurking everywhere in the shadows of the interblags.

Yes, really. Warning: aneurysm-inducing stupidity displayed by absolutely everyone involved, self included for inflicting it on others. The soundtrack not only has bass-laden ominous chords, it's peppered with gratuitous gunshot sounds for emphasis. The "news"man literally says But truly epic lulz come from raids and invasions. (via/alternately)

Amazingly, YouTube's video response feature is almost useful for this case (since, well, it's not that hard to pose as Anonymous).

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