18 July 2007

Intelligent falling rehash

From Skeptico:

PaV seems to think that if you can study nature and learn some lessons from what nature has built, that proves there is an intelligent designer.


Clearly this doesn't go far enough. We can learn from the way things fall, allowing us to glean insight through the science of intelligent falling; this indubitably proves that the hand of God is pulling each and every one of us down with His tough love.

Remember: not a single gravity-related injury could have come about without the guiding foot of divine perfection. The bruise on the so-called atheist's buttocks refutes his own flawed arguments even as he fails to make philosophy the bitch of Christ. This godlessness will only lead to chaos, anarchy and the grave heresy of elevators, going against the force that the Lord Himself has decreed we shall toil under.

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